Promises

I promise to communicate directly.
I promise not to use emoticons.
I promise to no longer use acronyms that do not require one to first identify its meaning (for example, I will no longer use LOL, OMG, SMH and the like). I am not a sixteen year-old girl.
I also promise not to use inadequate descriptors such as wow, really and fine.
I promise to leave hashtags on Twitter and not participate in Facebook foolishness.
I refuse to have conversations via text message.
I promise to use complete sentences.
I promise to proof read and use spell check.
I promise not to turn words like spell check into verbs.

I promise to do my best to honor the Queen's English.
I promise to be adequately succinct.

I promise to use my words.